Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hershey Response

Ok, I received a response from Hershey.
Here we go:
"Thank you for contacting The Hershey Company about our products.
We always appreciate hearing from our consumers and would like to thank you for sharing your comments regarding castoreum. The natural flavors in our products do not contain castoreum.
Your interest in our company is appreciated.
Cindy
Consumer Representative"
Pictured: Cindy
First of all I am very disappointed in Cindy's lack of an impressive title. Haribo sent an e-mail from their Marketing Manager. That's right, they're MARKETING MANAGER, with a list of addresses and phone numbers. What do I get from Hershey? Someone without an awesome title. Screw you Hershey, screw you!
Anyway, we got our answer from Ms. No Title.
Foiled again!
Conclusion: Hershey does not use Beaver Butt Juice, or impressive titles.

In case you missed it the first time, here's a link to some chocolate porn.

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