Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Coca Cola

Coca Cola is the largest beverage company in the world, which really says something about how much soda people drink.
This is an average daily intake.
My first impression of the Coca Cola website was, "Wow! It's very red and white." But then I start looking around and see a button at the bottom that says "Nutrition Information", so I figure that's a good place to start. After all, Beaver butt juice is part of a a nutritious soda, or possibly flavored water. No information there, so it's on to the contact us form!
There's a little chat box on the contact us page that's a robot talking to you, like cleverbot, only not so clever. I went ahead and asked it about beaver anal discharge and this is what it came back with: "We are not able to disclose or comment on the flavor composition of Coca-Cola brand products; this information is proprietary to The Coca-Cola Company."
Woh, not looking good for you Coke, but then it continued: "If we use the word "natural" on our labels or in advertising, the product or ingredients referred to must be from a natural source. The FDA does allow a minimal amount of processing while still allowing the word "natural" to be used but the ingredient will not be chemically-produced. Many ingredients can have both a natural source and be chemically produced. This may be why some products without the natural claim may have similar ingredient lists to products using the natural claim."
Really not looking good for you.
I find your lack of faith, disturbing.
So, their e-mail form asks for name, address, sex, age, phone number, and birthday. Birthday? Coca cola porn, maybe?
Anyway, here's the e-mail I sent them: "Hello, I was wondering if any of your products uses castoreum as a natural flavor. Thank you for your time."
I shortened it, because this is Coca Cola, they'll get back to me in a few days.

1 comment:

  1. Everyone know about Coca Cola because its a largest and famous brand in the world. But I see one more brand name as 'Shunya', it taste are same like CoCa Cola. It's in cola flavor drink.

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